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humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first


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phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost
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  • England: What day is today?
  • Ireland: It's Ju-
  • Ireland: Oh God....ooooooh fucking crap.
  • Italy: Holy shit is that today.
  • England: What? What is it Ireland?!?! Italy?!?
  • *stumbling down stairs* *shouts gettING LOUDER AND L O U D E R*
  • ENGLAND: FUCKING SHIT
  • ENGLAND: RUN EVERYBODY RUN LIKE HELL
  • *DOORS B URST OPE N*
  • AMERICA: *POINTS AT ITALY* FUCK YOU
  • AMERICA: *POINTS AT IRELAND* FUCK YOU
  • AMERICA: *PUNCHES ENGLAND IN THE FACE AND SLAMS THEM AGAINST A TABLE* AND FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL
  • AMERICA: YOU KNOW WHAT
  • AMERICA: FUCK ALL OF YOU
  • AMERICA: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH


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