my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first
- England: What day is today?
- Ireland: It's Ju-
- Ireland: Oh God....ooooooh fucking crap.
- Italy: Holy shit is that today.
- England: What? What is it Ireland?!?! Italy?!?
- *stumbling down stairs* *shouts gettING LOUDER AND L O U D E R*
- ENGLAND: FUCKING SHIT
- ENGLAND: RUN EVERYBODY RUN LIKE HELL
- *DOORS B URST OPE N*
- AMERICA: *POINTS AT ITALY* FUCK YOU
- AMERICA: *POINTS AT IRELAND* FUCK YOU
- AMERICA: *PUNCHES ENGLAND IN THE FACE AND SLAMS THEM AGAINST A TABLE* AND FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL
- AMERICA: YOU KNOW WHAT
- AMERICA: FUCK ALL OF YOU
- AMERICA: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH